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EDITION 1

Waldo, a gay toon?! 

Our Toontown Press interviewd a Purple Cat named “ Bree “. She claimed she new a gay toon named Waldo! From Bree person, she said she knew Waldo for a looong time, But sadly.. Didn’t even know Waldo’s real name?! She said Aaron and Lacey, one of those two names. #FALSE it was Tony.  Waldo, The moron rabbit, bad taste in clothes. Another toon named Santa Clause GAY, as well! Waldo and Santa Clause been having an affair! Picture of Santa Clause in picL! Bree and Waldo believe in gay love. Bree is known to be a lesbian on Toontown, hooker, homie hoper, and a SKITTLE?!

We Interviewed some of the toons she satisfied, Mr. Nice said “ Horrible service, I would not recommend her to a friend” Bubblegum “ Wouldn’t stop moaning, I got scared.. she started bleeding “

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Toon named Paws, been seen with many toons at DS, she already has a relationship with Mr. Nice. But it doesn’t matter! IF you NOTICE in the article on top of you! He already got played by Bree!  What has toons come too?! Sleeping for Jellybeans?!
Toon named La Cream been telling guys they are cute without even knowing them?!?! See in picL

Paws The WHORE!  picH



DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?!  PicL

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